| Remember: "You are what you eat"
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Supermarket: Pedestal of consumer culture. Imagine 12 running
feet of glorious supermarket shelving flanked by free-standing displays
of commercially printed cardboard boxes (containing nothing but
pure, good air.) The shelves are filled with an assortment of savory
canned and packaged goods. Copies of a circular with valuable coupons
highlight the special parts of me on offer for you this week.
I stock the shelves of a mock-supermarket by repackaging
myself into consumer goods. These cans and boxes act as media, broadcasting
language, photography, and corporate icons with more vigor than
their vinegar contents. In the consumer age we devour media. I want
to invert this process: I want to excrete media. Rather than be
re-constituted by these products that I ingest and invest in, I
want to put a little bit of me in every can. In my supermarket,
you are what I eat.
Buy my Products!
Eat me!
©2004 by Jeff "Jeffu" Warmouth
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